The Future of Cheese As We Know It

Cheddar revved them like cocaine does us. After their spaceships disappeared, we wallowed in the absence of our friends, not knowing their holds glowed orange. Goudas and muensters spread wide in our grocery store dairy cases remind us daily of their betrayal.

Damon

For months Damon has stalked the office hallways like a gray suited bomber, shooting down smiles with icy scowls. We, his coworkers, await the shelter lady’s inevitable visit when she’ll hand him a lop-eared puppy and he will melt to the floor.

 

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Dinnertime Showdown

The only thing between Dad and his post-shift nap was the gelatinous mush on my plate. Mom tried distracting him, but his attention soon returned to me in my Oscar-the-Grouch bib.

“Nathan, I want those peas ate!”

“Well I want them six.”

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Cahoots

As I spread my work over the duvet, the fan begins its hum. The curious Manx sniffs around, then eases onto my chest. His purring vibrates through me. A feather of a nap floats in with the breeze, then I’m far away.

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