The Future of Cheese As We Know It

Cheddar revved them like cocaine does us. After their spaceships disappeared, we wallowed in the absence of our friends, not knowing their holds glowed orange. Goudas and muensters spread wide in our grocery store dairy cases remind us daily of their betrayal.

Published by


I am a writer for an e-Learning course vendor near Chicago.

8 thoughts on “The Future of Cheese As We Know It”

  1. I think I must be descended from them – in another alternate time-line of course – and have been switched by a trans-dimensional whatnot. Anyway, I love cheese too, but haven’t resorted to theft for it yet ……yet, i say.
    Lovely writing Nate.

Tell me about it.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s