Cheddar revved them like cocaine does us. After their spaceships disappeared, we wallowed in the absence of our friends, not knowing their holds glowed orange. Goudas and muensters spread wide in our grocery store dairy cases remind us daily of their betrayal.
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So sad – a world without cheddar. My family might actually starve.
Of course it would be aliens.
This lets my mind wander to, “What would they do with Maasdammer or Emmentaler?”
I think I must be descended from them – in another alternate time-line of course – and have been switched by a trans-dimensional whatnot. Anyway, I love cheese too, but haven’t resorted to theft for it yet ……yet, i say.
Lovely writing Nate.
I’m Megan, and I approve this message. Also, where can I find these extraterrestrial soulmates?
Um…they’re stealing all of the cheese. They are your enemies.
No cheddar melts?!? Nooooo.
Nice twist on the prompt.
Well, duh. Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese! This is a wonderful riff on the cheese theme.