Performance Anxiety

The bathroom door creaks open.

“Occupied!”

I expect my friend’s toddler, instead three cats strut in like drum majors, halting in a semi-circle at my feet.

“Liz? I can’t go with your cats staring at me!”

“Their treats are on the windowsill.”

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15 thoughts on “Performance Anxiety

  1. Cats don’t care about your privacy. They also really, REALLY like winding themselves in between your legs when you’re peeing. Jerks.

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